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Facebook user raves about Blue Bell's Christmas Cookies ice cream in hilarious post

Facebook user raves about Blue Bell's Christmas Cookies ice cream in hilarious post. (Blue Bell)

A man's review of Blue Bell's holiday Christmas Cookies ice cream called has gone viral.

Blue Bell released it's adored, holiday-themed ice cream on Monday. It's described by the company as featuring holiday cookie flavors such as chocolate chip, snickerdoodle and sugar all combined in a sugar cookie ice cream with red sprinkles and green icing swirl.

However, one Facebook user had a different idea of how the ice cream should be described.

"What Blue Bell should have said was "if you love baby Jesus, Santa Claus, puppies wearing Santa hats, or the sound of children laughing on Christmas morning--you need this ice cream in your life." It's just that good," his Facebook post stated.

The post goes to describe each aspect of the ice cream in the reviewer's words. He compared starting with the sugar cookie ice cream to finding the perfect Christmas tree.

The poster then claims, "The proverbial ornaments here are the bits of chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, and sugar cookies in every bite. Every. Bite. In other words, every bite of this ice cream is the hark that made the herald angels sing. Biting into it feels like the moment when Clark Griswold finally gets all 25,000 of the Christmas lights on his house to come on."

He then says the red sprinkles are "a little forgettable" but that the green icing swirl is the star on top of the tree.

"Imagine a jolly grandmother, with an apron covered in flour, who smiles and hums jingle bells and makes homemade icing all day."

The reviewer suggests that Buddy the Elf is probably somehow involved in making the Christmas Cookies ice cream.

"Kevin McAllister eats this when he's not fending off bad guys," he states.

The poster also guesses Santa may start asking for bowls of Blue Bell Christmas Cookies ice cream when he comes down the chimney.




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